"Dear TJHSST Applications Director,
I'd like to recommend Jacob Shankman for TJHSST. He recently bought me this ultra cool amazing $3,000 R2-D2 DVD player, proving just how considerate and thoughtful he is of those who have made a big impact on his life. If he were to get into TJHSST, it would be another big impact on his life, and so he would gladly and lavishly thank the one he let him in. Catch my drift?
Sincerely,
Master Noodlehead"